please let me into new zealand

14. okt. 2020
898 616 Ogledi

please can i come in
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my name is gus and i want to be in new zealand
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  • please follow me on twitter, new zealand. my account's name is @Gusbuckets and i almost never curse.

    Gus JohnsonGus JohnsonPred 7 dnevi
    • @bidmcms3 Have a cry, brainwashed pleb.

      Ben WBen WPred 17 urami
    • Unsubscribed. 🖕🏻

      bidmcms3bidmcms3Pred 18 urami
    • If you really don’t like America, then please leave.

      bidmcms3bidmcms3Pred 18 urami
    • Dude, literally just write to Jacinda.

      Ben WBen WPred dnevom
    • Yo let's swap

      Logan RowellLogan RowellPred dnevom
  • OH MY GOD YES my friends and I have been genuinely discussing moving to New Zealand together, because it just seems so much better than this hellhole of a "country." xD

    iinterplanetSunrxseiinterplanetSunrxsePred 8 minutami
  • I too wish to go. I’ll pay for gas.

    deaditequeendeaditequeenPred 16 minutami
  • new zealand has good tahr hunting tho

    A.S.H FishingA.S.H FishingPred 27 minutami
  • lol go move there. don't come back

    zaak186zaak186Pred 2 urami
  • LUIGIS MANSION DS, R E S P E C T +

    Darkknight 2339Darkknight 2339Pred 3 urami
  • Stay out of New Zealand. Your Country is gone under.

    KappiKappiPred 3 urami
  • Why does this sound like a threat?

    LumpymeisterLumpymeisterPred 4 urami
  • He's a comical genius for real.😆

    Quinn LeeQuinn LeePred 4 urami
  • This guy is seriously sponsoring New Zealand XD

    TheFoxGuy65TheFoxGuy65Pred 5 urami
  • Hahaha come on then 🤣🤣

    Ryley RobsonRyley RobsonPred 5 urami
  • You want to buy hot wheels in New Zealand?

    Someone ElseSomeone ElsePred 6 urami
  • I'm just glad you pronounced our country correctly...

    Tay McKenzieTay McKenziePred 6 urami
  • How about Old Zealand

    deadcookiedeadcookiePred 7 urami
  • Nah, stay in your hole.

    joshua elleryjoshua elleryPred 7 urami
  • timothy

    Teh TigahTeh TigahPred 7 urami
  • If you are good we will think about it

    Templar HaywardTemplar HaywardPred 7 urami
  • Yes.

    henry stickMEMEhenry stickMEMEPred 7 urami
  • You’ll have to learn our slang, we have a lot of it

    ChookChookPred 7 urami
  • Who can say no to a face like that! Pssst... Gus, I'm a New Zealander and I can get you in through the secret entrance. Lets talk!!

    DragonZombiesDragonZombiesPred 8 urami
  • Yea come move into auckland. Meet me at silo park in auckland city for a pigeon battle to the death.

    Dead BihDead BihPred 8 urami
  • You know. I think I'm gonna start arbitrarily getting offended whenever people mention Lord of the Rings and New Zealand in the same sentence.

    El PsyEl PsyPred 8 urami
  • As A Local To NZ Im Gonna Stop U Right There... We Dont Exist.

    StumbledStumbledPred 8 urami
  • We don't exist

    Capri Wichman-SimmondsCapri Wichman-SimmondsPred 8 urami
  • As a new Zealander I welcome you with open arms Gus and my home is right by Wellington airport so I will pick you up in my bus

    Sieg HeilSieg HeilPred 9 urami
  • no :)

    NinaNinaPred 9 urami
  • No your not aloud in my country

    JasperJasperPred 9 urami
  • Even if we fellow New Zealanders allow you, our government does not unfortunately :(

    Hello gam1ngHello gam1ngPred 10 urami
  • No. You look virusy.

    courierdudecourierdudePred 10 urami
  • Dear god yes, we’d love to have you

    Snoodr xdSnoodr xdPred 10 urami
  • You can come to Australia if you want

    Helioisk PalHelioisk PalPred 10 urami
  • its a shitshow over here

    quelquelPred 10 urami
  • No piss off, if you're not going to bring guns with you, you're not getting in.

    BPCRBPCRPred 10 urami
  • We will have to ask our lovely prime minister Aunty Cindy if you're allowed to come over, but you've definitely convinced me 😌

    =Maygrace==Maygrace=Pred 10 urami
  • Sponsored by the new Zealand government!

    Sunset GRAVESunset GRAVEPred 10 urami
  • I live in NZ and I only know like 2 people that have actually watched lord of the rings and one of them is from america

    S RS RPred 10 urami
  • Let this man in please.

    GameDungeon MasterMasterGameDungeon MasterMasterPred 11 urami
  • Sorry we're closed!

    ElGavoNZElGavoNZPred 11 urami
  • S & G MORE THAN CARPET WHERE QUALITY IS AFFORDABLE

    brotherpandabrotherpandaPred 12 urami
  • Everyone: wow, I want to go to NZ, its so Corona-free! Samoa, who's had no cases so far: am I a joke to you

    Yeji KimYeji KimPred 12 urami
  • Yea, na 😅

    Chur BahChur BahPred 12 urami
  • I live in new zealand!! Christchurch

    Alexander WilkinsonAlexander WilkinsonPred 12 urami
  • Jaceeeendah is a socialist superstar. She loves to strut around for the Lefty women's magazines so they can fill their pages with trite, meaningless nothingness. New Zealand has the highest child suicide rate in the world. But they don't want you to know that. They want you to think that Jaceeeeendah is some kind of Saint Teresa. New Zealand has one of the worst rates of domestic violence in the world, so violent they got a special mention from the United Nations. But they don't want you to know that. New Zealand has the highest rate of violent gang membership of any country in the world, according to English author Ross Kemp, in his bestselling book 'Gangs.' (Not many MPs in Wellington will be reading that book.) New Zealand 'can't build prisons fast enough,' according to an insider call on Newstalk ZB. Maori medical students require a lower pass rate on their way to being doctors. I could tell you things about New Zealand that would keep the most hardened Communist awake at night. The Koran-reading, hijab-wearing Jaceeeeendah is now unstoppable. Much of the electorate, fearful of the Green Party, as they rightly should be, voted for Labour as a way of keeping the Greens at bay. But it didn't work. The Greens are there -- and they're not going away any time soon. Comrade Ardern will make sure of it. As for NZ First, who promised to do away with race-based benefits, they are picking up unemployment benefit now. They are toast. The substantial elderly vote -- Grey Power -- have not forgotten Winston Peters' broken promises. Meanwhile, the homeless sleep up and down Auckland's Queen Street, while the Comrade worries about trees; the Salvation Army have never been busier; thousands upon thousands of jobs and livelihoods have gone because of the coronavirus, and the Comrade continues to flash her idiosyncratic, sinister smile at us. She has come a long way from being on the staff of war criminal Tony Blair in England. I'll give Shakespeare the last word: "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

    Peter MacKayPeter MacKayPred 12 urami
  • if i marry you, you can come and stay here : )

    Megumin TheExplosiveMegumin TheExplosivePred 13 urami
  • 1:13 sounded like Sven.

    Cody BasoreCody BasorePred 13 urami
  • P

    SqeezPlanetSqeezPlanetPred 13 urami
  • E

    SqeezPlanetSqeezPlanetPred 13 urami
  • E

    SqeezPlanetSqeezPlanetPred 13 urami
  • M

    SqeezPlanetSqeezPlanetPred 13 urami
  • hehe i feel ya i had to book a transit visa for my wife felt more serious then her spousal visa but got it

    Mr. AviMr. AviPred 13 urami
  • Your wearing a wig Right?

    SydneySydneyPred 13 urami
  • I’m from New Zealand

    Madie OwOMadie OwOPred 13 urami
  • as someone from new zealand i will say it would be nice to have more poeple called Gus

    Flooring HiFlooring HiPred 14 urami
  • wow someone found our tiny island

    Raven StarsRaven StarsPred 14 urami
  • just ask r/newzealand

    NovaholeNovaholePred 14 urami
  • New Zealand is a myth. You've been got.

    Karl DuckettKarl DuckettPred 14 urami
  • Gus I need to know w h a t shampoo do you use.

    Oh no my pants turned into snakes! Ahhh!Oh no my pants turned into snakes! Ahhh!Pred 15 urami
  • I didn't even get the Lord of the Rings connection until the last time you mentioned it.

    ChisecrecyChisecrecyPred 15 urami
  • I feel this deep in my soul

    Eugene BrukhmanEugene BrukhmanPred 15 urami
  • I'm from New Zealand, I can confirm we are all just living breathing characters of the lord of the rings trilogy (extended edition)

    Ollie wOllie wPred 15 urami
  • gus if you come to canada just avoid alberta.... and manitoba.... also quebec..... and b.c.- yknow maybe just avoid canada for now

    JD BaldwinJD BaldwinPred 16 urami
  • I love Gus’s videos 😂

    Keifer PankeyKeifer PankeyPred 16 urami
  • you'll have to prove we exist first xo

    sleeplessandstressedsleeplessandstressedPred 16 urami
  • Nooooooo. you cant come here, STAY home SAVE lives😂😂😂😂

    Charlotte 20Charlotte 20Pred 16 urami
  • The only question at the border should be: can you survive on steak and cheese pies, blue v, and beer for 6 months.

    some guysome guyPred 16 urami
  • no

    GooBeryGooBeryPred 16 urami
  • yeah nah

    Abby WeeksAbby WeeksPred 17 urami
  • This looks like a middle schoolers power point presentation.

    yaliso gioouyyaliso gioouyPred 17 urami
  • I’ve got 57 more goddamn rounds in this for round magazine Shotgun go : Chick Chick

    ilikebacon 8090ilikebacon 8090Pred 17 urami
    • “Timothy”

      yaliso gioouyyaliso gioouyPred 17 urami
  • our whole cultural identity is "they filmed a popular american movie here years ago"

    none nonenone nonePred 17 urami
  • Hey Gus, what about Vietn- yeah nevermind

    Russell 00Russell 00Pred 17 urami
  • We'd love to have you

    Matthew BroadbentMatthew BroadbentPred 18 urami
  • sending love from NZ. HOPE JACINDA LETS YOU IN MATE! :)

    Evangelene SurgenorEvangelene SurgenorPred 18 urami
  • Every single resident of aus- new zealand has disliked this video.

    scarecr0wzzscarecr0wzzPred 18 urami
  • Yoga mate u can come in as long as u give me 50 USA dollars ok

    ur guy vyzeur guy vyzePred 20 urami
  • Leave your guns with me cuz I'm a GAH DAMN MERICAN.

    Jordan KJordan KPred 20 urami
  • As a New Zealander, I'll take you in, why not.

    Orton Long GamingOrton Long GamingPred 20 urami
  • If you learn Maori we'll probably be very flattered that you learnt one of our official languages besides English. Last white person who did that got an award.

    Felix BahaFelix BahaPred 21 uro
  • Madagascar

    Matrix7081Matrix7081Pred 22 urami
  • bike tire???

    ZahvenZahvenPred 23 urami
  • Is this Gus Johnson from the Among Us stream with senator AOC?

    Evy VerschaeveEvy VerschaevePred dnevom
  • Get a god damn haircut

    Ean CasadaEan CasadaPred dnevom
  • slworlds.info/net/z57Pgsupkq21qKw/video This dog's smile at reminds me of Imbiamba Jombes, tell me if you agree.

    JOSEPH PRICEJOSEPH PRICEPred dnevom
  • Just replace canada with iceland, its really not very good in canada either...

    Hoody KHoody KPred dnevom
  • “Timothy”

    AnthonyAnthonyPred dnevom
  • plastic on a daily.

    sotuur aeeisotuur aeeiPred dnevom
  • libary card gimmeee

    ShaynaShaynaPred dnevom
  • thanks for notifying me of LOTRs 4k release

    AL3Z72AL3Z72Pred dnevom
    • This makes All New Zealanders happy ☺️

      sotuur aeeisotuur aeeiPred dnevom
  • only good place in canada is the atlantic bubble. COME HANG OUT HERE

    Static AwesomeStatic AwesomePred dnevom
  • *what the hairy heck call the law!*

    XacterzSpectrumXacterzSpectrumPred dnevom
  • This video was sponsored by New Zealand

    ilhaan ilahiilhaan ilahiPred dnevom
  • Na g, stay where you are please

    Giovanni PrescottGiovanni PrescottPred dnevom
  • Yes, it is vedy nice here 🤓

    That Millennial VeganThat Millennial VeganPred dnevom
  • Purely mythical place mate....land fished up outta the ocean by Maui? It's just a fairy tale......

    Dee TWDee TWPred dnevom
  • Australia better

    I_ JAYDAWG _II_ JAYDAWG _IPred dnevom
  • Only if you come visit me Gus

    Keegan TunksKeegan TunksPred dnevom
  • yeah, its prre cuul here :))

    russell kererurussell kereruPred dnevom
    • Also u can come if aunty Jacinda says its all goods

      russell kererurussell kereruPred dnevom
  • You seem nice. I have no idea who you are. But given the currently state of the USA it seems nice for you to come here. I say Kia Ora.

    Milo RatcliffeMilo RatcliffePred dnevom
  • New Zealand mosques haven’t had too much fun

    KFC ManagerKFC ManagerPred dnevom
  • New Zealand bad

    NaygoatsNaygoatsPred dnevom
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