Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do

23. nov. 2020
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Day 20 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump tweeted and golfed his way through the virtual G-20 summit, a new Trump character was introduced and then promptly killed off, Jimmy has another new plan to trick Trump out of the White House, Donald Trump Jr. (DJTJ) tested positive for "The Rona," Eric Trump’s wife Lara is looking to potentially run for the Senate in North Carolina, despite CDC warnings airports were packed in anticipation of Thanksgiving, we discover Guillermo's Star Wars obsession after he decorated his front yard for Christmas, and a new high-tech option to celebrate the holidays from home.
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  • Seems like everyone is getting the virus, and no one is dying. How many people die every year !!!! ??? !!!! subtract that from current deaths, and you probably have a negative number, spelling BS HYPE on the epidemic. Corona is clearly helping them survive.

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  • Bravo

    jairo Sanchezjairo SanchezPred 7 dnevi
  • So your going to B.A. Baracus the President. Awesome. I love it. lol

    Linda HollingerLinda HollingerPred 16 dnevi
  • "So the CDC tells us to not travel, so we are travelling...."

    Katie HKatie HPred 20 dnevi
  • "The same people they had to tell not to eat Tide Pods!"

    Katie HKatie HPred 20 dnevi
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  • epic

    Nick PriebeNick PriebePred 22 dnevi
  • Tedious, not even funny, pay that audience to cackle and crow

    Paul MannPaul MannPred 24 dnevi
  • Everyone else is in need of seeing him in jail.

    cheryl laneycheryl laneyPred 26 dnevi
  • THAT IS DONNY S WHOLE LIFE!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

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    Tom SdralisTom SdralisPred 27 dnevi
  • Will it qualify for a presidential library after it leaves the White House? If so, I have 2 questions: 1-will the library have actual books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the rear? 🇺🇸

    Arthur VaradyArthur VaradyPred 28 dnevi
  • The only ones who have less brain cells than Jimmy Kimmel are his fans

    Kourosh Rm7Kourosh Rm7Pred mesecem
  • Wait do they have an actual audience during Covid?

    Coulter NoronhaCoulter NoronhaPred mesecem
  • Jimmy Kimmel "Live"? I thought he was an animated corpse spewing out things nobody wanted to hear. Of course, most people are dead asleep and rarely warch him on the liberal far left "boob tube" hour. I could do some more character assassination, but why when he does so well for himself! Makes me wonder if his Mother ever had any kids that lived, eh? Don't you wish you were Trump? All sorts of free exposure by the leading liberal televised nightly - such popularity! Gawd, could I stand the strain!

    longshorts3longshorts3Pred mesecem
  • Ain’t doing Jack Nicklaus! Lol

    dancingnaturedancingnaturePred mesecem
  • Its all fun and games until Jimmy Kimmel has a heart attack

    Sandip MandalSandip MandalPred mesecem
  • All I want for Christmas is a White House without a Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

    Michael BirkettMichael BirkettPred mesecem
  • Your show sucks

    Burton VanBurton VanPred mesecem
  • As old Romans would call him: Gaius Julius Rudus ;)

    Mick KarabegovicMick KarabegovicPred mesecem
  • 2029

    Daniel LarsonDaniel LarsonPred mesecem
  • What is going on with these replies different people the same exact comment word for word, lie, cheat and steal, .Six corporations and their subsidiaries own over ninety percent of the media and you can tell .Honesty was the best policy now look what you have created.

    Not SureNot SurePred mesecem
  • good one steal team 5 lol

    frederick bierweilerfrederick bierweilerPred mesecem
  • You Tube don't play us for fools.

    Not SureNot SurePred mesecem
  • Too many duplicate comments people look for yourself.

    Not SureNot SurePred mesecem
    • Five different people with the same exact comment word for word, I see now.

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  • Something funny going on here in these comments too many duplicate comments.

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  • Hop Sing Hunter

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  • AlexHand AndresD the same people?, the exact same comment.

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  • I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORSE DONALD OR THE REPUBLICANS IN SO MUCH LOVE WITH DONALD💝

    thomas wintersthomas wintersPred mesecem
  • "I NEVER SAW A GUY TRYING TO KEEP A JOB THAT HE STILL DOESN'T DO!!!!!😆👍👍 HOW TRUE HOW TRUE

    thomas wintersthomas wintersPred mesecem
  • He is only trying to keep the job because it keeps him from getting indicted.

    millanjfr1millanjfr1Pred mesecem
  • NOTHING but a CROOK from tha eastcoast C'mon America Be REAL(.WW.) $ ohh $ he's Tiny 💯

    Daniel AcostaDaniel AcostaPred mesecem
  • I love the title of this

    SmarZSmarZPred mesecem
  • Don’t ship the Blob to Canada 🇨🇦 or I’ll have to move to Brostralia....

    Vivian PerinoVivian PerinoPred mesecem
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    Jamie LangJamie LangPred mesecem
  • he wants to keep the job because of the money he makes from it.. he made over 4 billion in the last 4 years.. that's more then he's ever made in the last 10 years

    killjoy colakilljoy colaPred mesecem
  • Jimmy, you should make a show with Trevor Noah. I’m sure if you guys put your brains together, you should make a as funny show or probably not.

    Ang GooseAng GoosePred mesecem
  • Disrespect is all you actors are good at, your pathetic! STAY AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN JIMMY!

    Lisa KloseLisa KlosePred mesecem
  • He’s busy alright - smoke n mirrors - appears to be ‘playing golf’ - lining his nest behind the scenes for his own benefit wen he finally gets booted fr site - most disgraceful Pres ever.... wat will be his legacy?? Yet to be discovered - all his behind the scenes treason for his own gain 😡

    Camille PCamille PPred mesecem
  • Jimmy Jimmy this is the behaviour of a man who celebrates dead

    Pearl's KoffeePearl's KoffeePred mesecem
  • Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

    Hans ChristophersonHans ChristophersonPred mesecem
  • Trump haters are pathetic

    Buzz MillerBuzz MillerPred mesecem
    • Would you care to explain why?

      Ogcocephalus CornigerOgcocephalus CornigerPred mesecem
  • What did you expect...? MORE STUPID LIES IS WHAT CAME OUT OF HIS FOUL MOUTH! And to think that 25 Republican Senators are afraid of him! Those Senators should be MORE afraid of the voters at the polls!!

    Robert PerezRobert PerezPred mesecem
  • Wow Trump is Soo desperate ....we don't want you as the president....I never did ....say goodbye Donny

    Carol CornellCarol CornellPred mesecem
  • Guillermo

    Slip ESlip EPred mesecem
  • Lol! Uncle rental! 🤣🤣

    TracyTracyPred mesecem
  • He doesn't care about America he never does his job.

    Oscar ColindresOscar ColindresPred mesecem
    • All he cares about is himself

      Ogcocephalus CornigerOgcocephalus CornigerPred mesecem
  • So that's how it went: - Obama - nothing - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

    Matteo PreziosoMatteo PreziosoPred mesecem
  • 9:17 That guy is an Imperial walker xD

    Jayson ChildsJayson ChildsPred mesecem
  • Caravan of carts a Cartavan?

    Officer DvaOfficer DvaPred mesecem
  • Siegfand and trump! Hahaha!

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  • Love Jimmy 🎉💖 Did you know Trump on Depends omg just think him and McDonald's and depends wow diaper Trump

    Donna GarriottDonna GarriottPred mesecem
  • *Dump trucks has left chat*

    HerbsewellHerbsewellPred mesecem
  • That golf swing looked more like weed whacking!

    Larry SLarry SPred mesecem
  • Simpleton

    Dee BeeDee BeePred mesecem
  • Simple Jimmy who has nothing in common with the every day people

    Dee BeeDee BeePred mesecem
  • Dummy lol

    Dee BeeDee BeePred mesecem
  • BREAKING NEWS: Remake of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”. No need for auditions, leading actors - Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Copeland and Paula White. Coming to Mental Institutions and Prisons near you very soon.

    Oliver StapletonOliver StapletonPred mesecem
  • 😂🤣🤣🤣

    MrGambit106MrGambit106Pred mesecem
  • Wtf is up with all the replicated comments? Is this comment section full of bots or what?

    Alex SMAlex SMPred mesecem
  • It's not the job he wants to keep, it's his get out of jail free card! He ran for this job to help his brand, never thinking Americans would be stupid enough to vote for him! Like Dickens said, never underestimate stupidity! Beware this child "want" But fear the child "ignorance"!

    Bill FitzpatrickBill FitzpatrickPred mesecem
  • I wonder how people would feel about a blow up nativity scene, Star Wars style, with Baby Yoda substited as Baby Jesus 🤔🤷

    The HeardThe HeardPred mesecem
  • "As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

    David QuillinDavid QuillinPred mesecem
  • Wants to keep his job because of the perks

    Agor AdnalAgor AdnalPred mesecem
  • Your disrespectful!

    Lisa TurnerLisa TurnerPred mesecem
  • Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years But he doesn't do anything.

    Bennett CraineBennett CrainePred mesecem
  • I wonder what no talent Jimmy will do for material after Trump leaves office?

    Jill tromanJill tromanPred mesecem
    • Yeah im gonna miss all the trolls but cant wsit until.he leave

      Kelly BeresfordcoleKelly BeresfordcolePred mesecem
  • You all will regret clowning Trump, TRUMP IS TRUMP HE SAYS AND DOES THINGS WE ALL HATE BUT HE DOESNT WISH BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. He is a billionaire trying to make y’all country better. Joe Biden is broke, I have heard that y’all got your tax raised and I am pretty sure that there are more bad things to come. Pray to God for the best!

    Grapes JrGrapes JrPred mesecem
  • tRump Jr was also given an IQ Test...it came back Negative

    Marcus DanchisionMarcus DanchisionPred mesecem
  • Jimmy Kimmel is racist, shouldn't he disappear?

    Nebula OrionNebula OrionPred mesecem
  • Hey Jimmy, what's going to be your joke about your man Joe breaking his foot?

    Voice VitalityVoice VitalityPred mesecem
  • "hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

    Christian BuchholzChristian BuchholzPred mesecem
    • You know those people were once considered fools, tables have turned.

      Not SureNot SurePred mesecem
  • Unlike rich white Kimmel who recites "duh but Trump duh and duh Trump is duh Trump LOL" every day for four years He deserves to keep his millions of dollars that could feed thousands of orphans duh Trump and duh Trump LOL

    edsnotgodedsnotgodPred mesecem
  • Relax jimmy

    Akiva SchanzerAkiva SchanzerPred mesecem
  • Remember Hillary, Joe Biden shall not concede no matter what.......Oh no there's no fraud 4 years ago Russia Russia Russia. Such short memories

    Jayne BrohammerJayne BrohammerPred mesecem
  • Donald Jr looks scummy as hell.

    TheShanePlaysTheShanePlaysPred mesecem
  • “..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

    Phan Yen TrinhPhan Yen TrinhPred mesecem
    • @RICHARD ROMANIK you dear sir are one of two things.. a Russian bot or a citizen that is untethered from reality. I can't have a reasonable discussion with you. You do not see reason or facts. All you have is faith. Cults rely on faith and disregard facts. I see you..

      Marteen AlexanderMarteen AlexanderPred mesecem
    • @RICHARD ROMANIK like I said... Read a book on critical thinking. Obviously someone is doing your thinking for you. You are jumping on every conspiracy theory you see. Lol. Please Google critical thinking, argumentative phallacies, Noam Chomsky, etc. Your inability to negotiate basic facts is disturbing.

      Marteen AlexanderMarteen AlexanderPred mesecem
    • @RICHARD ROMANIK Actually I'm a republican. And I voted trump out as did many Republicans... this is one of the millions of reasons why he lost.

      Marteen AlexanderMarteen AlexanderPred mesecem
    • @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. You should read a book or two. Something on critical thinking and something by Noem Chomsky. Consider your sources before you reveal ignorance. Get out of your bubble boy.

      Marteen AlexanderMarteen AlexanderPred mesecem
    • @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. Even now the grifter is milking his donors... I wish you had the sense to realize you have been and are continuing to be played.

      Marteen AlexanderMarteen AlexanderPred mesecem
  • Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

    Jesia AvaJesia AvaPred mesecem
    • Five different people have said the same thing you have word for word, amazing.

      Not SureNot SurePred mesecem
    • January 20th can’t come soon enough.

      Jesia AvaJesia AvaPred mesecem
  • Funny I think Trump is eating CROW for thanksgiving.

    Tonya ShoresTonya ShoresPred mesecem
  • Legend says he's still golfing night and day

    Karlo JoaquinKarlo JoaquinPred mesecem
  • ACE

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  • OOOHHHHHH COOK A BIG HAM

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  • GREENLAND BUYS USA FOR 24 CENTS

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  • DAMN I GOT A 1972 KAW---750 KAW --SMARTER THENTRUMP ANDNIDEN IN1,699BC

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  • HEY TRUMP SK MY CANDIAN -KOCK

    Glenn parentGlenn parentPred mesecem
  • I wach again und again thanks 🙏🏼🤣😂

    Maha BoskaniMaha BoskaniPred mesecem
  • I know we laugh ( and it is ridiculous) but the fact that he’s been golfing nonstop 🏌️ and has yet to speak publicly & all these Americans are being infected with Covid - is just WOW 😳💔💔💔💔

    Viveca WilliamsViveca WilliamsPred mesecem
  • So, what you're saying is...Guillermo should choose Jesus first, next time.

    Becca DailyBecca DailyPred mesecem
  • Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

    Gayle PerryGayle PerryPred mesecem
  • Instead of conceding and admitting he lost - ONCE - and be done with it! - he prefers to have been doing it EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW! How stupid it is! Even for trump!

    Galyna ShevchenkoGalyna ShevchenkoPred mesecem
  • Are people supposed to trust a comedian, and not even a good of one at that!

    Never 2bknownNever 2bknownPred mesecem
  • arn't cha glad to soon be 'RID' of humpty dumpty trumpty...!

    Major SeventhMajor SeventhPred mesecem
  • He get more delusional as the days gone by!! By the time he leaves the WH he will be ready to live with Randy Quaid!! 😂😂😂

    Joanne GipsonJoanne GipsonPred mesecem
  • This could work

    Brenda EliotBrenda EliotPred mesecem
  • Trump hurry up and go to prison

    BarbarellababeBarbarellababePred mesecem
  • LMFAO FROM THE MAKERS OF HOMOPHOBIC GRAMA BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

    steven abellsteven abellPred mesecem
  • Pretty sure Trump’s attorneys all graduated from Trump University.

    Maargen BxMaargen BxPred mesecem
  • "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

    M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupeM SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupePred mesecem
  • I will save this page in my Favorites and come back on Inauguration Day!

    Eu SeiEu SeiPred mesecem
  • White House in Las Vegas I wouldn't be surprised I'm surprised it hasn't already been thought of and done. art imitates life! we have the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee! and it would make a lot of money for somebody!

    Anne FischerAnne FischerPred mesecem
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