Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)

30. jan. 2021
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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.

We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick, Tom Robinson, and Luke Barats
Editors: Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi, Koen Verhagen, Tyler Mascola, and Dan "Cybert" Seibert
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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  • Next theory channel should be anime theory

    Deeprit PandeyDeeprit PandeyPred 2 urami
  • what if sea dog retired (ligit) Cap'n crunch typed for sea dog I mean how do you think sea dog got his name on twitter instead of HOWLLLLL

    MrmcgamesYTMrmcgamesYTPred 2 urami
  • If I see one fucking among us joke I'm gonna commit murder

    The Homie TdogThe Homie TdogPred 7 urami
  • I know captain crunch is a commander i watch the episode my life was a lie by dang matt smith heres the video were i found out that he was a commander:

    J0vanickPlayzJ0vanickPlayzPred 10 urami
  • sus 😳😳

    DrawTakenDrawTakenPred 11 urami
  • *”I guess you could say he is an imposter.”*

    NGLIDK RealNGLIDK RealPred 12 urami
  • oh my god!!! guys, captain crunch is sus!!!!!!

    Eggmar72Eggmar72Pred 15 urami
  • Why do I choose to watch this while eating crunch

    Gamer_jayGamer_jayPred 15 urami
  • Like.. it isn't too hard to give him 4 stripes on his arm

    Meggu BravoMeggu BravoPred 16 urami
  • 0:09 what's with the weird cut?

    Ding-DingDing-DingPred 17 urami
  • Thats a twitter moment

    AliusAliusPred 19 urami
  • when the navy says "we never had a fictional character in the navy" it cracks me up

    cult imaginationcult imaginationPred 20 urami
  • How can you go this deep in acting like he's a part of our current universe and TOTALLY ignore that the dog is bipedal? Dogs can stand on 2 legs, but they aren't bipedal matpat, why didn't you explain that?

    Breogonal G.Breogonal G.Pred 23 urami
  • I got a navy ad after the vid-

    Chaoticz ChaosChaoticz ChaosPred 23 urami

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  • 10:12 ehhh he could have used a translator

    Totally normal VideosTotally normal VideosPred dnevom
  • Blue sus.

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  • It is commander crunch

    Glaucia KeyserGlaucia KeyserPred dnevom
  • Sus

    Kittycat 77Kittycat 77Pred dnevom
  • Cereal mascot, more like serial killer!

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  • Amogus

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  • Honestly- it is kinda interesting that "Stolen Valor" is a law, which likely gets used the most for people impersonating military for the discounts you get in US stores... but this brand has been using a mascot that is so prevalent the Navy themselves took time to address it. You'd think they wouldn't let a corporation use military titles like that... Nah who am I kidding. It's America. Crunch has money and paid his way out

  • how many hamilton references can you even shove into a episode.

    Nate 2006Nate 2006Pred dnevom
  • Maybe Seadog died of old age 😢😢

    Ash GAsh GPred dnevom
  • I'm sorry soggy breakfast cereal is delish

  • Mom:What did you learn today Me:The navy roasted Horatio Crunch

    Dyland SleighsDyland SleighsPred dnevom
  • Captain crunch sus😳

    wp2xwp2xPred dnevom
  • See, he's not a captain. He's a Cap'n. Different

    Sunny DazeSunny DazePred dnevom
  • Captain crunch is sus

    Leo DoyleLeo DoylePred dnevom
  • I was raised on captain crunch :(

    Tessla WrightTessla WrightPred dnevom
  • So why how is capn crunch not in jail?

    Jose PioJose PioPred dnevom
  • Sus

    Saucy SpoonSaucy SpoonPred dnevom
  • well. isn't capt'n crunch a fictional character? can animations really commit a crime? and is the real "captain crunch" man himself responding on Twitter or is it just someone who manages the account? according to the wonderful GoOgLe, on "who invented captain crunch" it says that "Jay Ward Productions created it, not the person who is apparently the man captain crunch. maybe he is a real person but I'm not so sure about it.

    Kylee SalagubangKylee SalagubangPred dnevom
  • Sus

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  • he ain't wrong about the glass shards comments!

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  • jerma

    eltiolavara9eltiolavara9Pred 2 dnevi
  • when the captain crunch is sus?

    Classic SonicClassic SonicPred 2 dnevi
  • I just like the taste of the cereal

    tommyboomer11tommyboomer11Pred 2 dnevi
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    David PelkyDavid PelkyPred 2 dnevi
  • #where is the dog we want to see Sea dog

    Truong PhamTruong PhamPred 3 dnevi
  • OBAMA!

    JammerJammerPred 3 dnevi
  • The fact that you made and posted a 13 and half minute video on this is amazing. Not good amazing, amazing as is in, WTF were you thinking when you decided to do this? leave the Cap'n alone! I was in the Navy and I say it's ok.

    Brian FietkauBrian FietkauPred 3 dnevi
  • This is why I don't eat "can'p"- ya no killer caem

    AkshitaAkshitaPred 3 dnevi
  • Wow man so deep

  • Captain crunch is sus Captain crunch was an impostor

    Ishan TheLionCatIshan TheLionCatPred 3 dnevi
  • Im gonna laugh if Jean La Foote suddenly posts saying he lost his phone in the sea and finally found it.

    Altirian Fairy AlchemystAltirian Fairy AlchemystPred 4 dnevi
  • bruh

    Lukas ReimerLukas ReimerPred 4 dnevi
  • great work

    Garry WilliamsGarry WilliamsPred 4 dnevi
  • I like captain crunch and berries

    DarkNovirst 05DarkNovirst 05Pred 4 dnevi
  • I feel bad for his villain

    The fox animatesThe fox animatesPred 4 dnevi
  • 😳

    80coco180coco1Pred 4 dnevi
  • Only in America where a cereal dude murders people and a federal crime

    Team BATONTeam BATONPred 4 dnevi
  • News Flash: Cap'n Crunch is a cereal killer!!!!

    BonVoyage IndeedBonVoyage IndeedPred 4 dnevi
  • Matt he is a character from a CEREAL BOX

    WonderbubbleWonderbubblePred 4 dnevi
  • I need to go to sleep....

    Chaotic NoodLsChaotic NoodLsPred 4 dnevi
  • Honestly I'm living for the absolute absurdity of this theory🤣🤣🤣

    Luna DeNightLuna DeNightPred 4 dnevi
  • He's not real. This is stupidly petty

    Matthew LennhardtMatthew LennhardtPred 4 dnevi

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  • exposed...

    DJ ForresterDJ ForresterPred 5 dnevi
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    phylls cormanphylls cormanPred 5 dnevi
  • I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a cereal killer hahaha

    Wendy ValeniusWendy ValeniusPred 5 dnevi
  • So on the back of the oops all berries box you can see leefoot see dog and some of the misfit children but this isn’t a break in the theory I think cap’n saw that people were getting on to him with all of the missing child 😉 and the others so he found the last picture he had of them all a quickly through them on the box to try and get the suspension off

    Kaylee WeaverKaylee WeaverPred 5 dnevi
  • wait why is it food theori not game theori

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  • I'm gonna be honest this whole time I thought he was a pirate

    Alyssa HaydenAlyssa HaydenPred 5 dnevi
  • When cereal is sus😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    Aqua CruiserAqua CruiserPred 5 dnevi
  • WHEN CAP’N CRUNCH IS SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SO SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂HELP ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I CANT STOP HEARING THE VOICES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂CAP’N IS IMPOSTER😂😂😂LOLZ😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    GTPheonixGTPheonixPred 5 dnevi
  • Okay

    meme queenmeme queenPred 5 dnevi
  • i think cap murderd sea dog and his crew because they know he was up to no good so he killed them so he wouldn't fine out.

    Sofia SmithSofia SmithPred 5 dnevi
  • Seeing these old commercials I’m really starting to think I got cheated on my commercial quality, like I had to watch all these commercials that were short and snappy while y’all get full mini movies

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  • PR-Stuff: Cant remember the passwords for some chars MatPat: THEY ARE ALL DEAD

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  • 10:24 rip sea dog

    Jahvida Velazquez GonzalezJahvida Velazquez GonzalezPred 5 dnevi

    Vanjavicko20Vanjavicko20Pred 5 dnevi
  • He’s a commander not a captain

    Darth MaulDarth MaulPred 5 dnevi
  • lol just lol I love the vid but it’s so funny 😂

    Dakota CorbittDakota CorbittPred 5 dnevi
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  • and also, regardless, of whether or not he served, his bands on his sleeves represent a commander rank, not a captain's. The commander rank is MUCH lower than the captain rank.

    Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPred 6 dnevi
    • I knew he would say it...

      Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPred 6 dnevi
  • I am the biggest fan of Matpat that I know of! I subbed to all 3 channels, i watched almost all vids, just no horror or scary things, and I have considered starting a channel solely devoted to reacting to MatPat vids! I luv these channels! (This was a random comment at 11 pm.)

    Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPred 6 dnevi

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  • I can’t fucking take it anymore

    Bruh MomentumBruh MomentumPred 6 dnevi
  • Bro the the LIE of Captain crunch is a Commander

    sergio escamillasergio escamillaPred 6 dnevi
  • . i personaly love soggy cereal.

    Theresa McClainTheresa McClainPred 6 dnevi
  • Wow I'm sold on this channel! It stays crunchy even in milk!!

    Ahvani PantAhvani PantPred 6 dnevi
  • 5:14 no no you got a point becous no officer can take place of the captain that's not allowed I played in navy games I saw history of navy but I never heard of this but i can see that hes saying that "BECOUS WHOEVER US IN CHARGE OF A SHIP ASSYMES THE TETLE OF A CAPTAIN" not true only from a rank of a captain can command on the ship no officer no lower rank well be allowed to controll the ship u can say that hes a big liar. Here just wanted to help you :)

    shmuelsgamingshmuelsgamingPred 6 dnevi
  • Geeeet dunked on BY THE US NAVY

    thevirge33thevirge33Pred 6 dnevi
  • Commander crunch

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  • God, a wine cellar app has a better algorithm then SLworlds lol

    Ayaan YousafAyaan YousafPred 6 dnevi
  • but...but i like soggy cereal :(

    CrawCrawPred 6 dnevi
  • Captain crunches rist means he is a commander

    Oliver jukesOliver jukesPred 6 dnevi
    • We are all like whaaaaaaa

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  • 0:03 complete god mode.

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  • Am I the only one who loves eating cereal soggy?

    Joni WilesJoni WilesPred 6 dnevi

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    • A bit too late bud...

      Cole MoirCole MoirPred 6 dnevi
  • *votes captain crunch* *captain crunch was the imposter*

    The variety channelThe variety channelPred 7 dnevi
  • bro captn crunch is kinda sus

    Comedy GamesComedy GamesPred 7 dnevi
  • When Cap’n Crunch is sus! 😳

    SauceGuy1932SauceGuy1932Pred 7 dnevi
  • Isn't he just a privateer with delusions of grandeur? Privateers are still called captain usually since they're basically legal pirate/mercenaries that are attack other country's ships. Maybe he just plays dress up as a way to seem more legit.

    Redsword1550Redsword1550Pred 7 dnevi
  • When the imposter is sus!

    Meme _ lordMeme _ lordPred 7 dnevi
  • and c crunch has only 3 stripes so he is a "commander"

    Allie GuldAllie GuldPred 7 dnevi
    • oh when I unpaused he said that........whoops

      Allie GuldAllie GuldPred 7 dnevi