Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)
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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.
We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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what if sea dog retired (ligit) Cap'n crunch typed for sea dog I mean how do you think sea dog got his name on twitter instead of HOWLLLLL
If I see one fucking among us joke I'm gonna commit murder
I know captain crunch is a commander i watch the episode my life was a lie by dang matt smith heres the video were i found out that he was a commander: slworlds.info/net/sJbWe9GisKOpnbA/video
sus 😳😳
*”I guess you could say he is an imposter.”*
oh my god!!! guys, captain crunch is sus!!!!!!
Why do I choose to watch this while eating crunch
Like.. it isn't too hard to give him 4 stripes on his arm
0:09 what's with the weird cut?
Thats a twitter moment
when the navy says "we never had a fictional character in the navy" it cracks me up
How can you go this deep in acting like he's a part of our current universe and TOTALLY ignore that the dog is bipedal? Dogs can stand on 2 legs, but they aren't bipedal matpat, why didn't you explain that?
I got a navy ad after the vid-
DUDE HE IS A MASCOT FOR CHILDREN HE IS OF COURSE NOT IN THE NAVY!!!
10:12 ehhh he could have used a translator
Blue sus.
It is commander crunch
Sus
Cereal mascot, more like serial killer!
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Honestly- it is kinda interesting that "Stolen Valor" is a law, which likely gets used the most for people impersonating military for the discounts you get in US stores... but this brand has been using a mascot that is so prevalent the Navy themselves took time to address it. You'd think they wouldn't let a corporation use military titles like that... Nah who am I kidding. It's America. Crunch has money and paid his way out
how many hamilton references can you even shove into a episode.
Maybe Seadog died of old age 😢😢
I'm sorry soggy breakfast cereal is delish
Mom:What did you learn today Me:The navy roasted Horatio Crunch
Captain crunch sus😳
See, he's not a captain. He's a Cap'n. Different
Captain crunch is sus
I was raised on captain crunch :(
So why how is capn crunch not in jail?
Sus
well. isn't capt'n crunch a fictional character? can animations really commit a crime? and is the real "captain crunch" man himself responding on Twitter or is it just someone who manages the account? according to the wonderful GoOgLe, on "who invented captain crunch" it says that "Jay Ward Productions created it, not the person who is apparently the man captain crunch. maybe he is a real person but I'm not so sure about it.
Sus
he ain't wrong about the glass shards comments!
jerma
when the captain crunch is sus?
I just like the taste of the cereal
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#where is the dog we want to see Sea dog
OBAMA!
The fact that you made and posted a 13 and half minute video on this is amazing. Not good amazing, amazing as is in, WTF were you thinking when you decided to do this? leave the Cap'n alone! I was in the Navy and I say it's ok.
This is why I don't eat "can'p"- ya no killer caem
Wow man so deep
Captain crunch is sus Captain crunch was an impostor
Im gonna laugh if Jean La Foote suddenly posts saying he lost his phone in the sea and finally found it.
bruh
great work
I like captain crunch and berries
I feel bad for his villain
😳
Only in America where a cereal dude murders people and a federal crime
News Flash: Cap'n Crunch is a cereal killer!!!!
Matt he is a character from a CEREAL BOX
I need to go to sleep....
Honestly I'm living for the absolute absurdity of this theory🤣🤣🤣
He's not real. This is stupidly petty
FOOD THEORY: JACK IN THE BOX MYSTERY SAUCE
exposed...
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I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a cereal killer hahaha
So on the back of the oops all berries box you can see leefoot see dog and some of the misfit children but this isn’t a break in the theory I think cap’n saw that people were getting on to him with all of the missing child 😉 and the others so he found the last picture he had of them all a quickly through them on the box to try and get the suspension off
wait why is it food theori not game theori
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I'm gonna be honest this whole time I thought he was a pirate
When cereal is sus😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
WHEN CAP’N CRUNCH IS SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SO SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂HELP ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I CANT STOP HEARING THE VOICES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂CAP’N IS IMPOSTER😂😂😂LOLZ😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay
i think cap murderd sea dog and his crew because they know he was up to no good so he killed them so he wouldn't fine out.
Seeing these old commercials I’m really starting to think I got cheated on my commercial quality, like I had to watch all these commercials that were short and snappy while y’all get full mini movies
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10:24 rip sea dog
*WHEN THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS SUS* 😳
He’s a commander not a captain
lol just lol I love the vid but it’s so funny 😂
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and also, regardless, of whether or not he served, his bands on his sleeves represent a commander rank, not a captain's. The commander rank is MUCH lower than the captain rank.
I knew he would say it...
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HHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLl?
I can’t fucking take it anymore
Bro the the LIE of Captain crunch is a Commander
. i personaly love soggy cereal.
Wow I'm sold on this channel! It stays crunchy even in milk!!
5:14 no no you got a point becous no officer can take place of the captain that's not allowed I played in navy games I saw history of navy but I never heard of this but i can see that hes saying that "BECOUS WHOEVER US IN CHARGE OF A SHIP ASSYMES THE TETLE OF A CAPTAIN" not true only from a rank of a captain can command on the ship no officer no lower rank well be allowed to controll the ship u can say that hes a big liar. Here just wanted to help you :)
Geeeet dunked on BY THE US NAVY
Commander crunch
God, a wine cellar app has a better algorithm then SLworlds lol
but...but i like soggy cereal :(
Captain crunches rist means he is a commander
We are all like whaaaaaaa
0:03 complete god mode.
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Am I the only one who loves eating cereal soggy?
DONT GO TO NEWEST COMMENTS
A bit too late bud...
*votes captain crunch* *captain crunch was the imposter*
bro captn crunch is kinda sus
When Cap’n Crunch is sus! 😳
Isn't he just a privateer with delusions of grandeur? Privateers are still called captain usually since they're basically legal pirate/mercenaries that are attack other country's ships. Maybe he just plays dress up as a way to seem more legit.
When the imposter is sus!
and c crunch has only 3 stripes so he is a "commander"
oh when I unpaused he said that........whoops